This conservation reached my inbox…. Ransomer: “Your Mars is being held to ransom make me an offer to get it back or lose it forever MMMMMM WWWWWWWOOOOO HHAAAAHHHHAHAAAA HHHAAA” Skip: “I have 10p?” Ransomer: “Not good enough – I want 1 item from EACH of your colleagues, BUT they must not know you have taken anything if just one person notices your mars will be gone……………. ………… ……………FOREVER!!! They must be placed in the box of cookies on the table by 4pm today or else. MMMMMMMMMMMMM WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WOOOOOOOOOOO HHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA AHHHHHHHHHHH HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA” Skip: “OK, if I get the items before 4, can I have it back sooner?” The Evidence: Skip‰Ûªs Evidence Skip was unavailalbe for comment: Unavailable for comment I suggest you keep ’em peeled. Skips could be stealing your useless desk items soon…